Georgina Sparks returns to the Upper East Side after undergoing a major transformation. Chuck and Nate find themselves at a major crossroads in their relationship as it pertains to their mutual interest in Blair. Serena finds her relationship with Gabriel growing more complicated.
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Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know how I feel about ironic facial hair.
Nate: Well you were thinking a) you're lucky to get into a school at all. And b) you're super lucky because where you got in happens to be in the same city as your fantastic boyfriend.
Blair: That's true.
Nate: I've been coming down here for years and I'm going to teach you everything you need to know. The best latté, the best slice, the best pot dealer. But first. The most important lesson of all: how to ride the subway.
Blair: Nate! You're sweet. But obviously you've inhaled too much patchouli. There's no way I'm going down there. It's full of mole men and middle-class professionals.
Nate: Well you have to learn. How else are you going to visit me at Columbia.
Blair: Why do you think God gave us car service.
Nate: Our schools are at opposite poles of Manhattan. I mean the traffic could take hours. The subway's definitely the quickest way.
Blair: Please don't ask this of me.
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Chuck: Well. You suck more than usual today.
Nate: I'm a little distracted. Things with—
Chuck: It's okay. You can say her name.
Nate: Blair. I feel a little weird talking about it with you.
Chuck: Nathaniel she's your girlfriend. If you want to be friends like we were it's just part of the deal.
Nate: So it's okay to just talk about her guy-to-guy like we used?
Chuck: Well I was there for the last week, wasn't I?
Chuck: Archibald, let's face it. You won, I lost. You have nothing to worry about with me. I'm out of that game.
Nate: Well I certainly don't have to worry about your weak ass jump anyway.
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Chuck: Blair. I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?
Blair: Serena's shady Southerner.
Chuck: Well I can't say he does much for me either. Why the intrigue? Don't tell me. Not enough drama in domestic bliss with Nate. You know when people step outside their relationship for a thrill it's usually not alone and in the dark.
Blair: I happen to be worried about my best friend. Serena said Gabriel just disappears—poof!Well I'm going to find out where he's poofing to. And besides, it's good for couples to have different interests. Sh!
Chuck: This feels eerily familiar.
Blair: Shut up! Look. Poppy?
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Blair: So what do you say Bass? One last mission?
Chuck: By any chance do you have Poppy Lifton's phone number?
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Blair: Serena didn't believe us.
Nate: You mean she didn't just dump her boyfriend because you two told her to? What's wrong with her?
Blair: Come with us.
Nate: No. I'm not going, neither should you. It's just Chuck playing games.
Blair: No, I don't think it is. And if you don't want to come with us, please, just let me go. I need you to trust me.
Chuck: The limo's waiting.
Nate: You're right. I need to trust you and I do. So... go
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Blair: I can't believe I have to see my sworn enemy with Nancy Pelosi hair.
Chuck: Now that you mention it, maybe it's best if I go in alone.
Blair: What?
Chuck: You just said it: you're enemies. Why would she help you?
Blair: Because I'm going to threaten to send her back to boot camp if she doesn't.
Chuck: Blair, Georgina and I go way back. We have a special bond. I can handle this one.
Blair: You didn't even need me here. You just wanted to get me alone. Away from Nate. Away from our first night in our apartment.
Chuck: And his motives were pure of course. I'm sure it's a simple coincidence that he asked you to move in right when you and I began speaking again.
Blair: He asked me so I wouldn't have to take the subway next year.
Chuck: That's maybe why he got the lease on the place. But asking you to move in was for my benefit. Ask him yourself. Or you could just trust him. The fact remains: you chose to spend the night in a car over a night in your honeymoon suite with Nate. But then again we all know your weakness for limos.
Blair: I came here for my best friend.
Chuck: Is that the only reason?
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